Archive for the Humour Category

I just lost The Game…

Posted in Games, Humour with tags on February 18, 2010 by misterjrtaylor

I just lost The Game

…and so did you.

Today, in an attempt to gain a competitive edge over my co-workers, I wrote in foot high letters on the whiteboard behind my desk the following:

“You just lost The Game.”

This seemingly perfect and subtle approach to creating Gaming Losers had one slight, if counterproductive, side-effect: I just lost The Game. And not just once… Not counting the planning and execution of the notice, my average “win” time is down from months to minutes.

Maybe I should just send “The Game” postcards instead!

I think I’ve just created a Googlewhack

Posted in Humour with tags on February 12, 2010 by misterjrtaylor

Pancheon clumperton.

Job done.

Pancheon Clumperton

Chris Evans Breakfast Show Fail

Posted in Humour with tags , , on February 9, 2010 by misterjrtaylor

About half way into my 6 mile journey to work I decided to have a change from the usual local radio breakfast show on Hallam FM and give Chris Evans a try. I’d just re-tuned to 89.7 fm when Clapton’s Layla started playing, and because of Evan’s insistence that you should only ever play the full length version or not at all, the rock monstrosity only ground to a halt as I pulled into the car park. Fail.

Introducing the “Banorkle”

Posted in Cool Stuff, Humour with tags , , on January 25, 2010 by misterjrtaylor

Ever wanted a simple, easy way to eat a banana on the go? Of course you have…. introducing the Banorkle, the world’s first hands-free banana eating system!

Simply insert the banana in the top of the snorkle section and the spring loaded mechanism will deliver a bite of banana as and when you want it!

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BUY NOW! Only £99.99!

iPhone App Update Fail

Posted in Humour with tags , on December 18, 2009 by misterjrtaylor

Proofreaded?

Mitsubishi Shogun Drivers: Idiots

Posted in Humour with tags , , on January 18, 2009 by misterjrtaylor

I just called out to the shops and parked my little car fairly near the entrance in the mostly empty carpark. I did my bit of shopping and returned to my car to find that off all the car-parking spaces available, some complete fool had parked their Mitsubishi Ignorance as close to my driver’s door as possible. I don’t meant close as “awkward” to get in the car, I mean close as in 5cm close. Brilliant.

Here’s the issue: I’m 6’4″ and drive a 2-seater car where the transmission tunnel protrudes into the cabin. Climbing over it is not easy!

Demons: Worse than Dr. Who

Posted in Humour with tags , , , on January 18, 2009 by misterjrtaylor

Why is Philip Glenister’s American accent necessary? It’s so wooden that I got splinters off the TV remote in a furious attempt to switch channels!